It also can work to attract someone who has similar interests with one quick zap.We perused hundreds of dating site profiles and headlines for red flags or dullsville, so you don’t have to. There are more cringe-worthy headlines than we thought possible.My friends often use me as their personal “Zagat” guide since I seem to know almost everything when it comes to going out and doing things in LA. I mean I can read them but it ended up taking me 4 hours to drive from Portland, Oregon to Salem, Oregon because I had the GPS on pedestrian mode.Not sure how this happened because I swear I’ve spent the majority of my life in front of a computer writing. I’m a good cook but I tend to reserve these skills for the all too infrequent but elaborate dinner party. Pinkberry with vigor and think that spending hours at Amoeba Records is an essential ingredient for a perfect day. I can be in a room and in no time I will make a mess.The best dating profiles are a mixture of depth and humor.They captivate the reader’s attention and compel them to want to know more.We frequently get requests for help from Plenty of Fish (see our review on POF) and Match (our review on Match) members for advice on making their online dating profiles more appealing.Typically, the alarm bells start clanging as soon as we see their profile taglines: 90% of these taglines are either typical (overused and boring) or slightly needy.
There are zillions of daters out there in dating-land vying for your attention, hoping that you will recognize that they, uniquely,can fill that magical place in your heart.
My pumpkin carriage arrives and whisks me away to Starbucks where you are waiting with a hot cup of Zen tea and a blueberry scone.
After some sparkling conversation and witty banter, I dash off to the parking garage at the stroke of midnight leaving nothing but my slipper and warm memories behind.
Biggest offenders include those where the author’s lack of imagination or energy just scream out “I can’t be bothered”, or “I’m lame” which of course, all reveal clues about character, intelligence, or confidence.
If a person be bothered to think of a few interesting words strung together to represent themselves, imagine how stimulating they would be on a date!